I think I’m a bad boss

15 Sep

Naturally, I have compiled a list of reasons to prove this fact.

1) I refuse to call him by his proper name and refer to him as either Shamu, Colin or Pointdexter
2) I’ve just sprayed him with perfume. Again.
3) He occasionally has to deflect flying pens
4) Or sometimes post it notes ruminating about Mathew McConaughey
5) Continually refer to his predecessor and encourage others to do so as well.

In all honesty, I shouldn’t be allowed housepets, let alone children or staff.

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