Schnootle shenanigans

11 Sep

The Schnootle and I have been close kindred spirits for many years now. She is a fiery Kali and Agasaya combined with a deliciously black heart, etched tongue, brilliance and an altruistic and staunchly ethical (in the true sense of the word) soul. We have our shorthand, we understand each other’s every nuance and every communication follows the lateral iceberg rule (there’s an additional 7/8ths of subtext to whatever is relayed).

She rang me at work today. This is the message relayed by someone who picked up my phone for me: “Schnootle rang. She says ‘Happy September 11′”.

…and there’s no point in explaining the 7/8ths. Because it’s inarticulable. But I knew what the Schnootle was saying, even more so in our current climate.

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