Amoir vs The Seagull: the battle of awesomeness begins

5 Oct

Scene: at a very wonderful DVD library that should be renamed “Amoir R Us” where we were returning some fabulous Godzilla DVDs we had watched earlier in the day (much to the Seagull’s glee)

The Seagull: Well, I’m very upset.
Sasspot Fatale: Why is that?
The Seagull: Mum is getting me a film. Mum chooses terrible films. Godzilla is terrible.

Now, keen readers of this blog would be fully aware that my taste in films is AWESOME and, given the Seagull believes she is in a deeply committed marriage with Sonic the Hedgehog, she is a child with exceptionally poor judgement.

Especially when given the chance to choose her own film, she went and chose a Godzilla. Not just any Godzilla, but the animated series *averts gaze, spits*

Kids are stupid.

2 Responses to “Amoir vs The Seagull: the battle of awesomeness begins”

  1. Adam October 22, 2008 at 5:21 am #

    amoir, sweetie, you just bagged out a show that featured “giant albino yeti/robo yeti” as one of the monsters.are you feeling poorly?

  2. Amoir October 23, 2008 at 12:07 pm #

    Good point, well made. I never knew the animated series featured yetis (which I’ve been teaching the Seagull about, obvs) and have thus revised my opinion.

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