Well thats…um…festive

20 Oct

Go on, tell me what’s wrong with this product title…

It’s perfect for those who wish to be kissed by Santa…in that special place.

Available from the bastion of conservative consumption, Peter’s of Kensington for only $8. Cheaper than a happy ending.

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