Amoir’s handy notes on how to work out if you’re back in Australia

5 Dec

Amsterdam Customs Official: Your eyes are so beautiful. Amazing. All over. You’re gorgeous.

Some old Australian fucker at Sydney airport whispering into my ear not an hour into touchdown: Freak

Man, I am so not popular with Australian men.

Sad to be home but happy to celebrate with a cleansing latte at Pellegrinis, even happier at the prospect of seeing the Seagull again once the jetlag dissipates.

More to come. Swears. It’s just that doing 5 countries in 5 days has left me emptier than an episode of the Hills.

2 Responses to “Amoir’s handy notes on how to work out if you’re back in Australia”

  1. Julian December 5, 2008 at 10:16 pm #

    Done? Already? Wow. Welcome back then. Have been enjoying your wonderous city (Ok, really haven’t seen much at all, dying to be unencumbered by chillun), really do have to make this an annual sojourn. A week is not enough.

  2. Being Me December 6, 2008 at 3:15 am #

    Come on. Our coffee’s better than England’s, non?AMEHHHHHH!!!!!!! YOU’RE BACK!! Am very sorry – and don’t take this the wrong way – that you had to come home. My wish for you was that it would last a blissful-ever.And sorry I missed your calls 😦 Catch-up soon, with Emily and Charlotte, is a must *cats bum*

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