The best idea ever

21 Jan

Seriously, it’s a better idea than that time I thought the mash could use more butter.

I was struck by the thought I have been smoking for 20 years. Now, quite frankly, smoking and I are the real deal. Long have I claimed that Peter Stuyvesant is my “plus one” in life and dammit, it’s time those nearest and dearest recognised this special moment.

So smoking and I will have a 20th anniversary party down in Chinatown (20th anniversary gift) to celebrate 20 years of that first smoke in the morning, getting into kinky threesomes with coffee, looking for change behind the couch to buy another pack and long flights around the globe desperate to consummate our lurve. And force my friends to watch.

Do you want to come?

* So it’s 20 years if you don’t count the odd childhood cigarette under the age of 10 and the “long weekend” that was being pregnant and raising the Seagull to the age of 1.

2 Responses to “The best idea ever”

  1. Snarkattack January 23, 2009 at 8:34 am #

    Oh lord, you are kidding, right?! Aw hell, I’d come. Clog my arteries and kill my liver…

  2. Amoir January 23, 2009 at 8:41 am #

    Hell no I’m not joking. For serious. It’s the only time I’ll have a 20th anniversary of anything. ANYTHING

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