Amoir: needs a reality tv show

24 Mar

I’ve realised that for too long, TV programmers have ignored the Amoir demographic. Sure, it’s a demographic of one. Sure, it’s of a person who counts smoking, sitting and swearing as hobbies. Sure, it might scare the nation. But it might teach them to love again.

So, jaded TV programmers: sign me up, slather me in spackfiller and Supre and cast me in the following Amoir-friendly reality tv shows.

  • Farmer wants a surly chain smoker
  • Dancing with the SARS
  • MasterSnark
  • The Amazing Sit Down On The Couch With a Cuppa
  • From Zombette to Zombie
  • Taken Out (by people who only see me as a friend. An embarrassing friend.)
  • Who wants to get Legionnaires?
  • The Biggest Oozer (I get to squeeze pimples)
  • Project Lie-Down-And-Have-A-Nap-Way
  • My Super Sweet 16 Gyoza In One Sitting
  • Girls Gone GHD

2 Responses to “Amoir: needs a reality tv show”

  1. Julian March 24, 2009 at 12:39 pm #

    Dearheart, you forgot Pants-Off Dance-Off. Oh, hang on, that one already exists (can you believe!?).

  2. Amoir March 24, 2009 at 12:42 pm #

    OH MY GOD! WE MUST EXPAND INTO GAMES!Pants-off Pants-off Dance-Off Revolution!

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