You know things are getting bad in your workplace when people don’t know about Cthulu, let alone appreciate the visual and auditory imagery from him managing a call centre. Human, are you for R’lyeh?
Given I was obsessed the other week with dugongs also managing call centres, I think I’ve some issues relating to flippered/tentacled creatures and power.
And, you know, apropos of absolutely nothing, I think I will seek out some tentacle porn while I’m over in Japan.
Amy Gray | Pesky Feminist 
But did the workplace monkeys know about your lack of hot steaming shower action over the last few weeks??? Hmmmmmm?*races off to google Cthulu*
There were neither pointed questions nor pondering how my cold-shower pong reminded them of a tentacled being. And I am *exactly* the kind of person who asks her workmates to smell her. Like, just this morning.
yea – she asked me to smell her and, truly, she smelled tentacled but i didn’t dare tell her coz not only is the amoir scary…she’s especially scary in the morning, pre-caffeine, and would have been even more so had i known what Cthulu meant and that that’s what the smell was! ignorance, whilst not blissful, is certainly less enervating.
LeeLee, you know damn well that there is a difference between smelling like Cthulu and smelling like you’re the sort of person who enjoys 4 or 5 cigarettes before 9am.By the way, that whole cutting down on smokes thing? Not going so well.